Updated 12/28/06
DON’T BE “LEFT” OUT !!!
NO
LEFT TURN is appearing …….
Saturday,
December 30th at the RED LION in Brick
Saturday,
JANUARY 27TH at The RED LION in Brick
(2545 Hooper Ave.)
And Then……..
Friday,
FEBRUARY 23RD at The RED LION in Brick

NO
LEFT TURN
CLASSIC AND MODERN ROCK
NOMINATED 2003, 2004, 2005, AND 2006 BY THE AQUARIUM MAGAZINE AS THE
BEST OCEAN COUNTY ROCK COVER BAND NAMED AFTER A STREET SIGN
(We didn’t realize how many bands are actually named after
street signs until after we received this nomination. The list of New Jersey bands named after street signs includes:
No left Turn, Exit 98 http://www.exit98.net/ , Exit
88, No Turn on Red http://www.purevolume.com/noturnonrednewjersey
, and others.
NO LEFT TURN IS:
LENNY: GUITAR AND VOCALS
DAVE: BASS AND VOCALS
CHIP: PERCUSSION

NEW!!!!…………………………………………………………………
Photos of the
Band
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE NEW
PHOTO’S
SPECIAL
THANKS
No Left Turn thanks all of you who showed up at the Point Pleasant Community Park for the Katrina/Rita Benefit Jam. It was a beautiful day and all of the bands rocked. The bands who performed included the Mangos, the Mike Dalton Band, Disgruntled Postal Workers, Stir Crazy, Gary Cook and the Cookbooks, and Billy Hector.
Click HERE to read the Ocean County Observer Story about the Benefit.
We also thank all of you who came out to the benefit for the Jersey Shore Animal Center http://www.jerseyshoreanimalcenter.org/ at Use to Be’s. The event was poorly run but those responsible have been fired. The benefit provided much needed funds for the animal shelter.
THE MUSIC
NO LEFT TURN Performs an
eclectic collection of modern and classic rock covers from bands including: Pink
Floyd, The Eagles, The Doors, Black Sabbath, Foreigner, Led Zeppelin, Neil Young, ZZ
Top, The Allman Brothers, Joe Walsh, Three Doors Down, Seether, Korn, Steppenwolf, Theory of a Dead Man, AC/DC, Tommy
Lee, Van Halen, Incubus, Foo Fighters, Stone Temple Pilots, Jimi Hendrix, Seven
Mary Three, Filter, Deep Purple, Chevelle, Audioslave, No Left Turn, Shane, Weezer, Rush, and Bad Co.
Active Hyperlink Note: Click on the Band names above to be
transported to their Website.
TOUR
DATES
BOTAZZI’S RED
LION, BRICK, NJ
SATURDAY,
DECEMBER 31
SATURDAY,
JANUARY 27
FRIDAY,
FEBRUARY 23
FRIDAY, MARCH
30
FRIDAY, APRIL
27
FRIDAY, MAY 25
FRIDAY, JUNE
29
FRIDAY, JULY
27
FRIDAY, AUGUST
31
FRIDAY,
SEPTEMBER 28
SATURDAY,
OCTOBER 27
FRIDAY,
NOVEMBER 30
Here’s a map to the Red Lion:

They Serve Pizza, Appetizers, and Burgers ….. until
midnight!
Look for NO LEFT TURN Signs all over New Jersey
(Really; Lenny, Chip, and Dave still stay up very late at
night erecting “No Left Turn” signs at various locations throughout the State
to promote the band, to annoy drivers, and to generate revenue for the State. Check it out.)
Although NO LEFT TURN plays Gibson and Dean guitars, Fender basses,
Shiny Chrome Pearl and Yamaha Drums and Peavey Amplification,
they are supported by…………………….Their friends!
LINKS
LENNY’S MYSPACE PAGE
Lenny is always updating the site with new recordings
http://www.myspace.com/noleftturnrocks
Our good friends. An excellent progressive rock band from Point Pleasant.
DPW has two CD’s of original rock that are available from their website along with T-shirts.
Dave also plays bass for Stir Crazy, a classic rock cover band that has been performing in
Monmouth and Ocean Counties since the early 80’s.
Stir Crazy is Tami, Andy, Gary, and Dave. Their playlist includes titles from Pink Floyd, Heart, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Janis Joplin, The Allman Brothers, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Fleetwood Mac, Melissa Etheridge, ZZ Top, AC/DC, Neil Young, Jefferson Airplane, Judas Priest, Bad Company, Bonnie Raight, Allanis Morrisette, Dire Straights, Stone Temple Pilots, Bush, Foreigner, Steppenwolf, Weezer, Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, Eric Clapton, The Beatles, The Doors, The Outlaws, Van Halen, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, and Jethro Tull.
THE MIKE
DALTON BAND
Note: If the
image above doesn’t load properly, restart your computer. While the machine is starting up, hold down
the F5, F8, Ctrl, Alt, Page Up, End, Up Arrow, and the #6 keys
simultaneously. After the “Unsafe Mode”
menu screen appears, type “the mike dalton logo wont show up on my computer”
and hit the enter button. When the
screen comes up that says “OK to delete all files on my computer and reformat
the hard drive so I have to reinstall all my software so I can view the mike
dalton logo?” Press “OK”. After all your files are deleted and you
have reinstalled the operating system and all of your files (of course you backed
everything up first right?), then you will be able to see the logo graphic.
IMPORTANT LEGAL NOTICE:
No Left Turn is not responsible for any damage to your computer or loss of data that may result from performing the operation described above. Proceed at you own risk, if you dare.
From their website: The Mike Dalton Band Is
Rocking The East Coast Arts & Entertainment - Atom Tabloid &
Citizen-Gazette - Devine Media Enterprises Staff Report Posted Online
September 17, 2003……………………………………………..
“The Mike Dalton Band, out of Pt. Pleasant,
is on a fast track to being soon recognized as making it to the Billboard
Charts. The band, whose style is a combination of Bruce
Springsteen and Dave Matthews, has played over 104 venues that
cover the East Coast from South to North Jersey, New York and Connecticut.
Mike Dalton, singer, guitarist, and pianist of the band, has composed
three CDs consisting of original songs they also perform at their shows and is
currently finishing up their 4th CD soon to be released in mid-October. He has
also written songs for major television network airplay.”
HISTORY
Once upon a
garage, a long, long, time ago, there was a band called Seeing Double. This Seeing Double band is no relation to
the Seeing Double Band currently playing local venues. Anyway, Lenny and Dave were both members of
this classic rock cover and original rock band. They were known for being loud and obnoxious (Chris Nickerson was
also in the band) and rocked places like the Village Inn, The Stone Pony,
backyards, Lenny’s house, etc. Anyway,
shit happened, yadda, yadda, yadda, and
the band disbanded. Eventually Dave
ended up playing with Stir Crazy and Lenny found Chip and along with one of his
best friends, Johnny, formed No Left Turn.
And everyone was happy.
Well, because
of some real important and noble purposes, Johnny of No Left Turn, had to move
to California. Since that is a hell of
a commute from/to New Jersey, he had to resign from No Left Turn. Lenny, knowing that Stir Crazy was not
booking gigs on a frequent basis, turned to Dave and said “Dave, won’t you
please join our band? Well as you might
have already guessed, Dave replied in the affirmative and a new era of No Left
Turn had commenced. Johnny is missed
and is always welcome. Hey Johnny!
With a steady
monthly gig at the Red Lion in Brick and other appearances at Mugsy’s in Toms
River, Mulligan’s in Farmingdale, and the West Side Tavern and the Idle Hour in
Point Pleasant; Lenny, Chip, and Dave have really tightened up their
performance and truly enjoy every minute of playing for their fans.
Dave still
plays with Stir Crazy now and then.
He’s an Architect by day and his hobbies include watching Tv and that’s
pretty much it except for writing drivel on websites.
Lenny aspires
to get a gig with Ozzy and is a Mason by day.
Lenny sends demo tapes to Ozzy, but unbeknownst to him, Dave sends Ozzy
emails regarding Lenny and they are NOT complimentary. The reason for this, of course, is so that
Lenny won’t end up touring with Ozzy and leaving No Left Turn in the dust,
which, of course, anybody in their right mind would do. Just think of all the parties and stuff and
all the other celebrities and rock star type people he would meet. Sorry Lenny, can’t let you do it. We need you here.
Chip is a
Surveyor by trade and, in his free time, rides all sorts of gas powered bikes
and quads. It’s actually quite
amazing. We’ll try to get some pics and
short vids of his dirt riding exploits on this site soon.
Check back for
embarrassing and incriminating photos.
WORD UP
Please bookmark this page and visit often to check the “tour
dates” and “photos” areas for updates, and, of course, for Important Legal
Notices. We really hope to see you all
out there.
The Band
IMPORTANT LEGAL NOTICE:
The information presented above is entirely factual. All of the data has been checked and verified by a United States Department of Internal Community Musical Affairs Division Certified Representative. It is 100% guaranteed that there is no plagiarism, truth bending, fact warping, political spin, or other shenanigans incorporated into the website content. If it is determined by a mutually agreed upon arbitration team committee group that there has been any plagiarism, truth bending, fact warping, political spin, or other shenanigans incorporated into the website content, those individuals responsible for such plagiarism, truth bending, fact warping, political spin, or other shenanigans will be severely reprimanded. The reprimand action will most likely include prodding and poking of the alleged offenders with common kitchen utensils such as forks, butter knives, spoons, and gravy ladles. The information presented on websites of other bands listed in the ”Links” section of this website does not necessarily represent the opinions of the members of the No Left Turn Band or the band as a whole. In fact, much of the data they put on their websites is exaggerated, outrageous, unbelievable, and completely ridiculous. It’s probably better off if you don’t click on the links. You’re time would be better spent reflecting on your lifetime achievements and focusing on what you want to do with your life. Of course, if it’s a Friday or Saturday night, there’s no time for reflection or clicking on links, you should be out at your favorite club, drinking with your friends and enjoying a band like No Left Turn, Stir Crazy, Disgruntled Postal Workers, or We’re Not Brothers. Of course, if you are out drinking, please remember to bring a designated driver; not for nothing but live and intact fans are more fun than dead or mangled ones.
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2006, NLT International Conglomeration Group, Dungeons and Dragons Division,
LLC
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